It’s just point at a problem until it goes away. There’s absolutely no skill in gore boner action. Maybe sometimes I want another kind of fun. We all like to be idiots now and then, some more often than others. Idiot fun is exactly that: fun for idiots. But there’s such thing as ‘time and a place’. I supported Painkiller, didn’t I? And I certainly wasn’t above Guerrilla’s demolition-based catharsis. I don’t want to play stealth! Stealth is boring! Who wants to sit in a cupboard hiding from guards when you can just run up and clock them into a tree? Give me explosions! Thrills! Excitement! Property damage! Balls-dripping-down-the-wall action! Filling everyone’s mouths with concentrated fiery death spunk and GLARB GLARB NO-ONE WILL EVER BULLY ME AGAIN – pvtchunders, from the Red Faction: Guerrilla comments In a game where the engine allows you to destroy near-everything… would your rather go sneaky sneaky snipe things, run in, set up mines, run off and detonate them? Or would you rather go rambo-norse god of death and watch everything burst into pretty explosions of hues of orange, blue, green, and purple? Wakeboarding: Attempt to wash your car with nails driven through your hands and some kind of rabid woodland creature attached to your sponge. Golf: Keep a garden hose trained on a nervous dog for as long as possible as it attempts to run away.Īir Sports: Attempt to aim a dart while your drunken friends are moving the dartboard all around the room as some sort of prank.īasketball: Be a flamboyant homosexual with an arm in a cast attempting to greet a friend.Īrchery: Threaten to bite the head off a budgerigar while aiming a gun at the budgerigar’s owner.Ĭycling: As Power Cruising, but assume that there are now inquisitive birds on both of Superman’s wrists and he is getting extremely agitated about it.Ĭanoeing: Hold a German sausage in both hands, then season it with ketchup and mustard bottles that are strapped to your hips. Table Tennis: Be in two minds as to whether or not you feel like having a wank. Swordplay: Recreate an abstract expressionist painting with a whiteboard marker within a time limit of ten seconds. Power Cruising: Sit on a slanting surface and do a comedic impression of Superman in mid-flight attempting to shake an inquisitive bird off his wrist. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.Following the Wii Sports Resort review, here is a list of all the things you could do instead of playing Wii Sports Resort and which would use the exact same hand movements.įrisbee: Tip a waiter in an extremely snooty, dismissive fashion. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior. Overusing our search engine with a very large number of searches in a very short amount of time.Using a badly configured (or badly written) browser add-on for blocking content.
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